Uh-oh!

It seems some Dutch newspaper has committed blasphemy toward the wonderful, peaceful religion of Islam by publishing some not-so-nice cartoons about the Prophet Mohammed (or Muhammad or whatever spelling choice you prefer).

You see, just depicting the Great One is a sin against Islam, one seemingly punishable by death. Maybe those "little Hitlers" or "Eichmanns" (or whatever Ward Churchill called the September 11th victims) in the World Trade Center drew pictures of Mohammed, or had his likeness hanging in their cube farm – perhaps used as a dartboard.

After the cartoons appeared in the Danish paper, peaceful Muslims the world over began rioting and destroying whatever they could get their hands on ... all in the name of the (all together now) "wonderful, peaceful religion of Islam." They even publicly called for more rioting and destruction all because they were (gasp!) offended.

With the cartoons getting all the publicity, I had to get in on the Mohammed-bashing (as liberals would call it). So I decided to depict the true nature, it seems, of the religion.